█10% Stupid ██ 20%funny ███ 30% Cute ████ 40% Insane █████ 50% Nice & Evil ██████ 60% Hyper ███████ 70%sexy ████████ 80% Smart █████████ 90% Fun
Weekend, please don't leave me.
You have to learn the rules of the same. And then you havw to play better than anyone else.
That moment when you realize your childhood is over
Why would I ever leave the house when there’s Netflix and ice cream waiting for me
Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.
The best of me is yet to come
I liked memes before they were on Instagram
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
You can’t stupid no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Just another paper cut survivor
Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.
I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook
I do workout sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely.
Insert pretentious stuff about myself here
Save water, drink beer.
You’re right. I’m not perfect. But I’m unique.
Safety is number-one priority!