Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
I'm a cool type of person, I’m all about positives.
As long as I think I’m cool, thats all that matters.
I chill harder than you party
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes
Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Happy Thursday! p.s. it's almost Friday!
Every summer has its own story
Ok, Monday. Let's do this!
A simple hello could lead to a million things
And on Sundays we do nothing