Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.